Atomic Bombshell


Tombstone

July 31st, 2004

Tombstone

Last year I had laser, intense pulsed light, and radiation treatments to reverse skin cancer and stuff. And this year you’ll find me with a very attractive tan brewing. Not on purpose… it just… happens.

To avoid this, one must either hide indoors, bored to tears, or slather on SPF 50 every ten minutes. No matter what I do, or how hard I try to hide or reapply, I always end up with a better tan than when I started.

Seriously… I should stay out of the sun, but every time there’s an opportunity to swim, bike, hike, surf, walk, or play – I’m there! I wonder if I can get a frequent customer discount at my dermatologist’s office.

Design your own tombstone.

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