Atomic Bombshell


Jason’s Motto

September 30th, 2004

I’ve been travelling Blogland lately, and about one in a hundred Next Blog hits lands on something worthwhile… So today we give props to “JASON ROHRBLOGGER”

I fear I may have been the only person ever to comment on his blog. He writes top ten lists, and I think they’re rather funny. You get the sense he’s writing mostly for his own amusement, and somehow that makes them even better.

Here are some choice samples…

REJECTED CALIFORNIA STATE MOTTOS
7. The Show Me (Your Penis) State
5. A wholly owned subsidiary of Disney Co.
3. United we stand. Divided we fall into the ocean.
1. Mexico’s largest employer!

NAMES FOR MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM
10. The National Diaphragm
7. Tommyhawk Knocker
4. Broke Shields
1. The Democracy Strikes Back

IF JASON RAN SPECIAL FORCES
10. Cyanide delivered in Hitler-shaped Pez dispensers
9. Advanced training missions to the Playboy mansion
6. Berets replaced with a saucy green scarf for Fall
1. All radio transmissions encrypted in Ebonics

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