November 16th, 2004
I wonder how much Jon B would be willing to pay me not to post pictures of the two of us together blissfully dancing, cheek to cheek.
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking… “Aurora, why in the world would a hot R&B star like Jon B be bothered by pictures of him dancing with a sexy girl like you?”
To which I say…
Because I don’t think that dancing the tarantella with me in ballet class while wearing TIGHTS is going to be very good for his image.
B is for Ballerina.
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys



12 Comments
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LlamaKing | November 16th, 2004 at 11:33 pm
By the power granted to me by the U.S. Supreme Court, or any other place I can claim high enough, I hereby demand you post said pictures. That is all.
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Princess of Power | November 17th, 2004 at 6:04 am
I LOVE YOUR SITE! It’s Gorgeous! Thanks for the comments!
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Clare | November 17th, 2004 at 9:05 am
What a Barbarellatastic layout! Entirely smashing. Keep up the good work by publishing the picture.
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Neb | November 17th, 2004 at 11:48 am
Tarantella pics must be shared, you know. If I can put my belly dance pics up, then surely you can put YOUR dance pics up. Ha!
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Catt | November 17th, 2004 at 12:02 pm
So…if he doesn’t respond with cash in 8 hours I think you’ve been fair enough. I vote for the pictures!
6.
Leah | November 17th, 2004 at 6:46 pm
Please post those pixs!!! PLEASE!!
7.
Ni | November 17th, 2004 at 7:41 pm
Please oh please. Put the pics up. I so had a mini crush on him when he first came out.
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Lisa | November 17th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
I feel impossibly old right now. I have no idea who this guy is… Darn kids and that crazy rock and roll music.
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Justa Dad | November 17th, 2004 at 10:40 pm
I kinda feel the same way as Lisa up there. But hey, we all want to see those pics. Give in to the peer pressure and show us the glamour shots.
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cherry_jolene | November 17th, 2004 at 10:53 pm
awesome layout! i wish i could understand html to do nifty things like this. you know, this page does remind me of a particular cartoon. . . . i’m sure you’ve heard it before, so i won’t repeat it. anyway, thanks so much for the comment and keep up the awesome work.
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ran | November 18th, 2004 at 1:03 am
Simply put, easy peasy, your site is a wonder. So wry, so sly, so lovely. You know Miss Kitten? You like Frank Sinatra? He’s dead… Dead! But still, such a lovely waste of time, you site your site, like light and tight?
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