December 4th, 2004
Behold, I come to bring good tidings of great joy. Even unto those with serious mental problems! Check out this very funny list of special holiday greetings for the psychologically impaired…
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely
Passive-Aggressive Personality: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me …and then took it all away!
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys
5 Comments
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Lewis Moten | December 5th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Ahh… funny but sad that I can find myself and my friends on this list.
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Jesse | December 5th, 2004 at 9:25 am
That’s funny. What about Obsessive Compulsive: Oh dreidle, dreidle, dreidle, dreidle, dreidle, what is that…5? ok, one more…I have to say it 6 times…dreidle. I made it out of clay, clay, clay, clay, clay…clay
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Jay | December 5th, 2004 at 12:38 pm
uhhhhgggggg….
I can relate to most of those.
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Stacy | December 5th, 2004 at 6:05 pm
Those are great!
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brom-man | December 6th, 2004 at 4:54 am
Very Funny!!