January 6th, 2005
Every once in a while I stumble upon something truly fantastically wrong, and today was one of those days. Take a good look at the Velvet Vulva – It comes as a purse, a hat, a valentine, a picture, or even a pillow – with or without vibrating action!
Now, I’m not much of a prude and I don’t have “issues” with my body. I’m proud to be a girl, and a girlie-girl at that. But this site was just a little creepy… Not so much for the merchandise, but the way they are described. Take a look at some choice quotes:
It represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple.
Each has sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris.
In a case of art imitating life, it has a vertical opening.
Indeed, the labia can be reshaped when damp, but not blown dry.
Grabs you on two levels… It’s an in-your-face vulva.
The colors are all up to you, as is the fur selection – here it is black.
You can have your head in a pussy all day and no one will be the wiser!
Oh, and in case you were wondering, they also do special order items. For example, a Vulva Sleeping Bag for those lonely nights when you just wish you could crawl back into your mother’s womb.
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys
12 Comments
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Aurora | January 6th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
If she had trackbacks enabled on her site, I’d be giving
http://www.grinsnlaughter.blogspot.com/ credit for all this!
Do her a favor and visit… there’s some great stuff there.
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brando | January 6th, 2005 at 9:23 pm
i know i’m kind of geeky, but fur? really? can we call it fur?
it makes it sound like some kind of animal… oh.
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Aurora | January 6th, 2005 at 9:42 pm
OMG… There are PUPPETS out there as well!
http://houseochicks.com/gallery7.html#hexe
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Corinne | January 7th, 2005 at 4:30 am
that’s pretty cool…not sure about the size of the Velvet Vulva hat though and the fact that her head is in it!
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hannes | January 7th, 2005 at 4:48 am
Facinating…it takes a brave person to wear something like this in public.
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Master Foley | January 7th, 2005 at 7:08 am
this is just not right
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Grins | January 7th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
Are those not horrid? A friend that I threatened to buy one for said she just couldn’t imagine wanting to pull a $20 from her vulva. In this odd world I’m betting someone has though.
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Jodi | January 7th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
OMG! That is great! I had to steal it and put on my blog.
Thanks!
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mamazilla | January 8th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Oooo!!! Tres freakee! I saw something similarly strange on how to knit your very own womb – http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
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Hoors Neighbour | January 9th, 2005 at 12:51 pm
Hehe! I can’t believe these… Fantastic!
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Paul | January 9th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
I think they’re fantastic. I’d never buy one though, not because I’m a guy but because I’ve never paid for it. (Well maybe sorta once, but it was really more of a trade, my freedom as a bachelor was the payment.)
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Neb | January 12th, 2005 at 5:47 pm
Aaaaaaghhh!