February 9th, 2005
Every once in a while I mozy over to my administration panel to take a look at the variety of inroads people travelled. It’s the perfect thing to do when I need a little bit of entertainment, because let me tell you, I am most impressed by the search engine booleans that lead to my site.
HERE IS A LIST OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES
pussification
granny panties
fuzzbucket
nerdometer
ed parker kenpo racist
platform sandals
thetan worship
kids playing in the mud
black hole time travel
six sigma bullshit
hefner bikini
old black ass
silent anhedonia
dior girlie heels
very naughty
egging a bottle
knockout pinup
halitosis nebula
sexy jon b pictures
snot and alzheimers
stepdaughters that lie
extortion ballet
beautiful stockings
wearing butt floss
pink hearts
famous punsters
saucy clitoris
rainbow temple
thong bombshell
ultimate chemistry set
cloning monkeys
kanga aerobics
miami vice fan
transcendental disney
cotton slavery
driving naked
teacher abuse
butt pillow
I’m so proud, I almost shed a little tear.
Entry Filed under: Undercover Geek
10 Comments
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Keith of R.Electrons | February 9th, 2005 at 7:05 pm
It is wild what searches lead to blogs. I check occasionally myself. I don’t have anywhere as interesting ones as you.
Checking today, I’m higher on the string windowsformsparkingwindow
I’ve been getting regular hits on my blog with searches for /ocean pictures/ since the sunami.
Almost makes me want to come up with some odd phrases just to see if I could get some wierd searches
Today someone came to my site from /ohs wifi/ on yahoo. I’m #1 for that!?!
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Keith of R.Electrons | February 9th, 2005 at 7:23 pm
make that /phs wifi/
and Tsunami
And it lead to my own entry
http://kah731.blogspot.com/2005/02/interesting-search-engine.html
3.
Zee | February 9th, 2005 at 7:54 pm
Wow, interesting list… Makes me wonder what you do in your free time. Just kidding!
4.
Lewis Moten | February 9th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
I enjoy reading them too. Every once in a while, you’ll get one that a ton of people use to get to your site.
5.
Jessica | February 9th, 2005 at 10:18 pm
Butt Pillow? old black ass? OMG!
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Amber | February 10th, 2005 at 6:42 am
GOODNESS! How funny!
I get some odd ones too. I have “love conflict or herdsmen or livestock or disputing or kinsmen or country or separate or left or right or watered” in my search logs. I even have a lot of “Amber Frey” there. UGH.
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Amber | February 10th, 2005 at 6:44 am
P.S. THANKS so much for the link! I’m linking back to you too.
8.
Master Foley | February 10th, 2005 at 8:06 am
WOW
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Pie | February 11th, 2005 at 10:38 am
Heh, my search strings are much less interesting. I mostly get variations on “pie in the face”, people looking for pie fillings, and people looking for porn.
I don’t even want to think about what the person searching for “saucy clitoris” was looking for.
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Grins | February 13th, 2005 at 2:24 pm
I try not to look at the search terms too often, they scare me.