Archive for March, 2005
I was at the gym busting my ass when I thought:
So many hot chicks… So few hot guys
Okay, maybe it’s just a Southern California thing, but I know plenty of people that look good enough to be models, but very few are guys… Even the gays around here have gone soft.
I hear there is an increasing trend in men going for plastic surgery, but it needs to pick up some speed. I still see about ten hot chicks to one hot guy, and that’s a generous estimate.
Hordes of girls are working hard to look good, but few men are willing to get off their lazy butt to sculpt themself into something droolworthy. Equal rights? I’m over it. It’s time for equal pressure.
Do I really believe all that? …No, but for a split second, while sweating it out on the squat machine, I was feelin’ it! In all honesty I don’t think heterosexual guys could deal with this kind of pressure.
By the way, the hot dude pictured above right is Jason Lewis. You may know him as Smith Jerrod, Samanatha’s boyfriend on Sex and the City. I just finished watching the last of season six and I’m going through withdrawals… Is it really over?
March 31st, 2005
So my brother and I headed out to lunch this afternoon, to one of our usual spots. As we’re pulling into a parking space, we had to do a double-take at the license plate on the car next to us…
What in the heck is that supposed to mean?
And who on earth would select it?
March 30th, 2005
If you want to know more about this picture, click here
and have a trash can nearby in case of chunder.
On the one hand, I’m glad the field of medicine has advanced to the point where we can help people with disabling problems such as this. But on the other hand… Is that a corn dog?
I’d never make it in any healthcare profession. God bless those of you who can handle the smorgasbord of human ailments on a daily basis. We’d all be screwed without you.
PS. My posts of late have been lame and rather impersonal, and I don’t really have any excuse other than that I’ve been busy as hell at work. We’re talking cats and dogs, living together… Mass hysteria! Should be back to normal by next week. Until then, send me telepathic hugs.
March 29th, 2005
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying at least 50 times to see if you can outsmart your foot… But you can’t!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. While doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand.
Did your foot movement change direction?
March 28th, 2005
Though I would consider myself a Peeps purist, preferring the traditional yellow chicks, I am aware of other shapes and colors. Just Born makes more than 700 million of these squishy treats every Easter.
They say, “If you can’t eat em, study em” …So today I learned some interesting things about our long-time Easter friend, the humble Peep:
One of the most interesting Peeps-related finds was PeepResearch.com where they conducted scientific research on the resilience of these marshmallow treats… These people have way too much time.
Also previously unbeknownst to me, since 1997 “Peepaholics” have been gathering in Sacramento to enjoy their annual Peep-Off. Events include eating contests where psycho sugar fiends consume over a hundred Peeps in the span of a few minutes.
Did you know you can wear them, too? Yep, Peeps bunny necklaces were all the rage last year. Take a look at this huge inventory of Peeps-related links. Play some virtual chubby bunny by stuffing your brain full of marshmallowy goodness.
My favorite by far has to be David Ottogalli, and his “Peeps Show” containing pictures of an amazing shine he built in 2003. Fabricated entirely of Peeps, it’s eight feet tall, five feet wide, and three feet deep.
Happy Easter, and hey… What’s your favorite Easter candy?
March 27th, 2005
When your husband has corrective vision surgery it kinda takes the fun out of getting new contact lenses in the mail. My prescription is mild so I don’t use them on a regular basis, mainly on weekends when sharper distance vision helps. I opt for the standard Acuvue 2, but this time I had my optometrist toss in a fun pair of colored contacts…
We all agree that Paris Hilton is a freakette, but those blue contacts (Didn’t you know she has brown eyes naturally?) are the most realistic colored lenses I’ve ever seen, so I figured I’d give them a try.
She wears Elegance Opaques in Light Blue by CIBA Vision. They are incredibly hard to find in the US, but after wearing them, I can tell you they’re worth tracking down. They’re all they’re cracked up to be. People will question what color eyes you had to begin with.
March 26th, 2005
Didn’t make a post yesterday because it was my husband’s big day… LASIK. We were both nervous, but he was a trooper. The procedure is not as easy as they make it sound. I watched six in a row, live on camera from the next room, and cringed the whole time.
Fortunately, everything turned out beautifully in the end. Today he has better than 20/20 vision, and looks fabulous in his new sunglassess, too. Hooray for laser vision correction, it works like a charm!
March 25th, 2005
Click here to view the e-card that I made for you!
Nice to know there are others in posession of the same adolescent sense of humor that I secretly enjoy. Found a hilarious e-card site where you can send secret messages to your (soon-to-be-former) friends by making them pluck some dude’s abundant nose hair.
Twisted fun, with painful sound-effects and all… Muahaha!
March 23rd, 2005
This Week’s Topic: 10 Things You’re Good At
1. Sensing what people are thinking… Like ESP
2. Wearing ridiculously feminine accessories
3. Choosing spiffy color combinations
4. Typing 130+ words per minute
5. Playing musical instruments
6. Dressing other people
7. Baking lemon cake
8. Forensic debate
9. My lame job
10. Dancing!
What are your special talents?
March 22nd, 2005
Stumbled upon a cool spot on the PBS site, all about Arcade Games! Looks like a companion site to a series I must have missed when it aired last September. Why do I always miss the good stuff?
“The Video Game Revolution examines the evolution and history of the video game industry, from the 1950s through today, the impact of video games on society and culture, and the future of electronic gaming.”
Fortunately the interactive web site does a great job of capturing all the fun and information. There are three main sections: History of Gaming, Inside the Games, and Impact of Gaming.
…And then there’s the fun part, the Arcade where you get to play!
March 21st, 2005
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