March 10th, 2005
In all honesty, I do not know how guys carry that thing around all day. Girls have a whole heck of a lot of crap to put up with, but I must say… When it comes to genitals, forgive me for the saying, I think men got the short end of the stick.
Closest comparison we’ve got are breasts, and we’re smart enough to strap the puppies in. Guys live to let their cash-and-prizes swing free! There’s all kinds of adjustment going on. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about the proper positioning of my goods all the time.
I’d never make it as a dude… I couldn’t hang.
Entry Filed under: Carrie's Rants
9 Comments
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Laura&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 7:12 am
Hilarous!!!! Love it. They could always tape it in.
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James&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 7:23 am
You know, men tend not to notice their packages much during the course of the day, unless they’re idiots and choose the wrong underwear. So when you see adjustments taking place, you might suggest that they visit their nearest men’s store. On the other hand, Richard Pryor suggested that the reason there was so much touching going on was because one’s package was the “last thing the Man hasn’t taken away from us.” All relative I guess.
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Easy&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
Once I would have said I touch it because it’s mine, and if I don’t then who will?
However, after 17 years of marriage I just touch it to make sure I still have it…
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Kangamini&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
This brings up something that I have often wondered about. It seems like some guys are ALWAYS grabbing for it. Usually they are young men ranging from teens to collage age. High school jocks and frat boys. Are they touching it to see if it is still there? The most bizare experience I have with this is when I worked for a company called “Geeks on wheels” we would go to homes and businesses and fix computers. I had a call to one of the Frat’s on the KU campus. One guy, as he was talking to me put BOTH of his hands down the front of his pants and was QUITE PLAINLY touching himself all over the place. In front of a complete stranger. :O Of course I’m not complaining since I happen to like that kinda thing
It still amuses me tho. hehe
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Master Foley&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 1:39 pm
LOL
no kidding
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Red-Eye&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
Sometimes its all environmental. Personally due to too many years of overly tight drawers I had to switch to going commando so my wife and I could have a baby. Well y’all have probably seen the Seinfield episode on shrinkage, environment can wreak havoc on comfort. Hot cold, humid dry, cute girls too
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Lewis Moten&hellip | March 11th, 2005 at 10:22 pm
If we weren’t meant to touch it, then we wouldn’t have be born having it within reach. Anyway, us men now have awesome sacfree undergarments for those that want to keep well aligned but still have some breathing room.
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Lisa&hellip | March 12th, 2005 at 7:25 am
I can’t deny that I’ve had penis envy from time to time. Mostly when there is a super-duper long line to the ladies room or while camping.
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Sarah&hellip | March 12th, 2005 at 11:18 am
Couldn’t agree more. I cannot possibly imagine the vulnerability I would feel if suddenly my most sensitive body parts were just hanging out with just a couple of layers of fabric (provided you’re not going commando) as protection.