Atomic Bombshell


Black Velveteen

March 11th, 2005

After watching every episode of the new Battlestar Galactica series
I’ve learned a thing or two, and will now share a few observations:

1. Robots are horny as hell all the time.
2. Humans only want sex if it’s with a robot.
3. Robot legs can shield you from a nuclear blast.

Yep, I’m ready for the future… Thanks SciFi!

Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys

7 Comments

  • 1. Justa Dad  |  March 11th, 2005 at 11:18 pm

    If I had this version of BG when I was a kid, I would have hit puberty a lot sooner.

    P.S. Great post about the cheerleading. Never give up or get stuck in a corner, just come out swinging.

  • 2. Lewis Moten  |  March 12th, 2005 at 8:01 am

    I think the good doctor is a robot himself. It would explain a few things.

  • 3. The Zero Boss  |  March 12th, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    Horny robots? There has got to be some interpretation of Asimov’s Laws that prevent robots from having sex with humans…

  • 4. Cabbage  |  March 12th, 2005 at 6:16 pm

    Quote: There has got to be some interpretation of Asimov’s Laws that prevent robots from having sex with humans…

    I sure hope not.

  • 5. Roman  |  March 14th, 2005 at 9:47 am

    If they had used that post to advertise the show, I would have watched it!

    “In a world… where robots are horny as hell all the time …where humans are pushed to the brink of extinction because they only want to have sex with robots …where the forbidden love of a robot is the only thing that can save you from apocalypse…”

  • 6. Master Foley  |  March 14th, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    LOL

  • 7. Atomic Bombshell » &hellip  |  September 9th, 2005 at 11:42 pm

    [...] Well, it seems Lucy Lawless found a new gig. If you caught tonight’s episode of Battlestar Galactica and thought, “Wow! That blonde chick looks a lot like Xena” – You’d be close… It actually is our favorite warrior princess. Turns out she’s playing one of those Cylons. [...]



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