Atomic Bombshell


Ikea Hell

April 4th, 2005

There is an Ikea located on the fourth layer of Hell. I know this because that’s where I’ve been stuck for the last few days… Ikea Hell. Much like Dante, I’ve been there and back.

Is it really worth eighteen hours of assembly time just to save $1500? Well, I suppose so… but DAYAM! Two intelligent people should be able to build a wardrobe system a little faster than that, I’d think.

I want my weekend back – Where did it go?!

Entry Filed under: Carrie's Rants

8 Comments

  • 1. Kangamini  |  April 4th, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    Went to the 7th level :-O

  • 2. Christina  |  April 5th, 2005 at 4:11 am

    Wow, I never thought about all the work involved in something giant from that place… It’s not too bad to put together a little table or entertainment center, but I assume you are talking about one of those giant wall-covering units? Dayumn!

  • 3. Aurora  |  April 5th, 2005 at 9:06 am

    I see Kangamini was the first to figure out that the “Dante” link goes over to a little quiz. :) I ended up in Purgatory… Yay?

  • 4. Drama Mama  |  April 5th, 2005 at 9:40 am

    That is no joke! I bought a dresser for my son at Christmas. It was like you had to know rocket science to put that thing together. If I ever do it again, I’m paying someone to assemble it!

  • 5. Kangamini  |  April 5th, 2005 at 11:29 am

    I will keep a seat warm for ya if you ever want to visit me down here Rora ;-)

  • 6. Easy  |  April 5th, 2005 at 1:15 pm

    I’m right there on the 3rd level

  • 7. PinkSaltyDickMeat  |  April 5th, 2005 at 2:43 pm

    Guess what? Instead of free coffee at the Ikea in hell, they serve Diet Pepsi and greenbean casserole covered in cream of mushroom soup and Durkee onion rings.

  • 8. Silentz  |  April 5th, 2005 at 8:14 pm

    I only got to level 3, though my level 5 rating was listed as the same.



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