Atomic Bombshell


The Secret

April 24th, 2005

It must have been the Mongolian food we had Friday night, because although I’ve thumbed through a Victoria’s Secret catalog about a million times before, this time I noticed something… Different?

So I’m sitting there looking at this one picture thinking, “That’s cute with the blue lace on the pink satin” but then I noticed the most disgusting belly button ever. Hoping it was just this one model, I started flipping through the pages looking at the other photos…

When you consider how much digital editing they’re doing on these models already, can somebody tell me why they don’t paste up something slightly less freaky down there? I don’t think I’ll ever flip through a Victoria’s Secret catalog quite the same way again.

Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys

13 Comments

  • 1. Helen  |  April 24th, 2005 at 8:09 pm

    I think you should send VS an e-mail or something… This can’t be good for business!
    Funny!
    Peace

  • 2. Talking Tina  |  April 24th, 2005 at 11:23 pm

    LMAO on there’s MORE! Super sexy blog ty!

  • 3. Master Foley  |  April 25th, 2005 at 7:17 am

    GREAT now I cant look at a VS catalog the same way again

  • 4. Dr. Mindbender  |  April 25th, 2005 at 9:10 am

    Why must you ruin all the good things left in my life?

  • 5. Yvonne  |  April 25th, 2005 at 9:38 am

    I’m an innie, so the last one doesn’t bother me. But I agree, the other ones are a little creepy…

  • 6. Boudica  |  April 25th, 2005 at 11:07 am

    That first one is minging, there should be laws.

  • 7. Chris  |  April 25th, 2005 at 11:19 am

    Talk about turn off…. i like the colors though. Its hot

  • 8. KnOizKi  |  April 25th, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    I love your AUDIOBLOG as much as I love the SECRETS of the girl named Victoria. ;P

  • 9. The Zero Boss  |  April 25th, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    Yeesh… The third one with the piercing looks like a misplaced vagina.

  • 10. Nick  |  April 25th, 2005 at 10:44 pm

    I know when I look at a Victoria’s Secret magazine, I am completely fixated on their belly buttons. Matter of fact I have talked to many other guys and the secret is that this is what we all care about. The big boobs and long legs being the focus is just a myth.

  • 11. Deb  |  April 27th, 2005 at 2:43 pm

    They’re selling lingerie not their body parts.

    In the grand scheme of life, does anyone really give a shit what their belly buttons look like?

    Would you feel better if they went out and had surgery to correct something you find so offensive?

  • 12. Lex Looger  |  April 28th, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    Dr. 90210 rebuilds belly buttons when he does tummy tucks. These chicks should look into it. I mean they get paid to look hot naked (or nearly naked). The least they could do is maintain their instrument.

  • 13. Van  |  April 29th, 2005 at 8:48 pm

    I never would have noticed. I don’t often look at belly buttons in VS catalogues.



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