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Mrs. Butterworth

May 28th, 2005

All the times you saw her sitting up on a shelf at the grocery store or hiding out in your pantry – You thought she was a sweet, innocent little old lady… Didn’t you? Well, you were wrong.

First, take a look at how she’s trying to hide the fact that she’s married. That tiny “Mrs” is barely visible on her label. And did you notice how she’s covering the wedding ring on her left hand? Somehow I doubt Mr. Butterworth has any idea that she’s been seducing young girls.

Today while surfing through TV Acres I was shocked to uncover definitive evidence of Mrs. Butterworth’s sordid past. Hide the children and take a look at the soft-core dialogue from her 1979 commercial…

Young Girl Mrs Butterworth
Mrs Butterworth Yes?
Young Girl How come this tastes so good?
Mrs Butterworth Well, my syrup is very thick and rich
Young Girl Thick and rich?
Mrs Butterworth Just watch. See how the leading syrup just runs over this stack while Mrs Butterworth takes her own sweet time. Now my syrup has got to be thick to pour this slow. Truth is Mrs Butterworth is twice as thick as the other syrup. Thick and Rich and…
Young Girl Mmmm…Mrs Butterworth, I Loooovvve you
Mrs Butterworth Oh!

Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys


  • 1. Misty  |  May 28th, 2005 at 8:02 pm

    That dirty, dirty girl!

    But the women love her, too! She is thick!

  • 2. Lewis Moten  |  May 28th, 2005 at 11:28 pm

    It’s hard to imagine a woman seducing a young girl. It is usually the guys that you have to watch out for.

    Still, I love that skit about her hiding the fact that she’s married. I always wanted the syrup because the bottle talked in the commercials. Imagine how many young kids that this woman disappointed as she sat silent on the breakfast table.

  • 3. KangaMini  |  May 29th, 2005 at 11:15 am

    I want pancakes now.

  • 4. Lisa  |  May 29th, 2005 at 11:16 am

    That’s hilarious.

  • 5. Jay  |  May 29th, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    Reminds me of one time as a child, during a power outage, my mother set up an empty Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle as a candle holder in the bathroom. My father complained that he felt like she was watching him.

    Always thought it was silly, but after reading this, I’m not so sure.

  • 6. Master Foley  |  May 30th, 2005 at 7:28 am


  • 7. VeryTerry  |  June 4th, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    Ummm, SWEET! I say Aurorealis is Out of This World…

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