Atomic Bombshell

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May 29th, 2005

So, what did you think of Episode III?

My Brother’s Star Wars Porn Concepts

Obi-Wan Kanblowme
Queen Imatwodolla
Emperor Pimpatine
Grand Muff Tarkin
Three Sleepyhoes
Darth Invadesher
Princess Layme
Landau Fellatio
Jabba the Slut
Count Dickyou
Hung Solong
Qui-Gon Jizz
Double Fisto
Booba Fett

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  • 1. Lewis Moten  |  May 30th, 2005 at 12:31 am

    Your brother is creepy.

  • 2. Master Foley  |  May 30th, 2005 at 7:30 am

    I enjoyed it.

    Really wish Lucas would get off his high horse and make the last 3

  • 3. Neb  |  May 30th, 2005 at 8:45 am

    I liked it better than the first two, because I felt like it really set the stage…however, does anybody else feel like there’s room for yet another installment before “A New Hope”? We could have IIIa & IIIb.

    Somebody needs to help out Lucas with his names (Count Dooku? What is this, Pokemon?) And he needs to stop consulting Harlequin romances for his romantic dialogue inspiration (“Hold me…like you did by the lake on Naboo…” barf).

    Also, I’m can see why they used so much CGI in this thing, because by the third half Ian McDiarmid had chewed up all the scenery!!! Hoots! Notch it back Snidely Whiplash!

    Obi Wan Kenobi is still one of my favorit fictional characters EVER.

  • 4. The Zero Boss  |  May 30th, 2005 at 11:20 am

    I guess that’s as good a way as any to spend your brain cycles during those romance scenes between Padme and Anakin.

  • 5. Jessica  |  May 30th, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    I still haven’t seen it!

  • 6. Keith of R.Electrons  |  May 31st, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    Laughing my ass off!

    Loved EP3!

  • 7. KangaMini  |  May 31st, 2005 at 9:32 pm

    I still want pancakes.

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