A while back Stamps.com started offering custom PhotoStamps and they were fabulous… but then they disappeared. Good news: They’re back and better than ever! Head over and design your own (imagine the possibilities) and when you place an order by May 16th each sheet will be specially marked as a “First Day of Release†limited edition.
Mine should be circulating in the mail very soon
to delight otherwise disgruntled postal workers
…Call it a small, geeky public service…
May 13th, 2005
Normally I like ‘em pumped up & dumb as rocks, but Vin Diesel is the exception. The special brand he’s sporting belongs on the short bus, not in movies. Don’t know why chicks dig him… When did being a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome turn sexy?
Guess I’m not the only one perplexed by his fame. A smartie named Ian created a site that generates random “facts” about good ole Vinnie, the Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Visit, or read on for my picks…
Vin Diesel does not actually run on diesel. He actually runs on a high octane fuel which is made by mixing environmentally friendly LPG with the souls of the damned.
The classic pirate skull and crossbones symbol was modeled directly off of one of Vin Diesel’s x-rays.
Vin Diesel invented the Accordion, but it was originally meant to be, solely, a murder weapon. It wasnt until 1913 that it began being used as an instrument. Vin has accepted this and has no bitter feelings towards the French.
What Joan of Arc didnt know was that she was actually hearing Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel once fed a starving Kenyan child by lactating through his belly button.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Vin Diesel has a fever… and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Most people don’t know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi’s and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, “Jesus, I totally saved you.” Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, “Now it’s my turn to save you.” Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That’s how the bible ends. It’s a cliff-hanger. I can’t wait for the sequel, “The Bible 2: Water Into Blood”
May 12th, 2005
“Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in.”
Although I successfully resisted the allure of World of Warcraft and somehow managed not to hook the Xbox “Live” …It looks like Guild Wars might do me in. Maybe if the characters and environments didn’t look so darn badass I’d have a fighting chance, but alas…
So, are any of you playing this game? I beg you to tell me it sucks great big donkey balls. Lie if you have to. Give me hope for a normal life! Well… that or like, leave me some hot tips & tricks for newbie game play, because who are we kidding here… I’ll give it a try.
May 11th, 2005
THIS WEEK’S TOPIC: THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER
1. Absolutely terrorize Raging Waters
2. Relieve retailers of pretty dresses
3. Take the stepdaughters camping
4. Expand a vast bikini collection
5. Begin a stained glass project
6. Try the new shooting range
7. See summer blockbusters
8. Hit the beach at sundown
9. Avoid a drive from hell
10. Throw some of these
What are your big plans for summer?
May 10th, 2005
Chances are, if you read this blog on a regular basis you’re already a fan of Bash.org. In fact, I can’t believe this is my first time giving props to one of my hands-down favorite destinations on the web… It’s my kind of foul, retarded humor.
For both of the non-geeks surfing in for the first time, allow me to enlighten you: Bash.org is an Internet Relay Chat quote database, where geeks like me submit text captures of hilarious things that other freaks have said in chatrooms online.
Take a look at a few captures that make me laugh…
[OwnerDemon] Subliminal (kill) messaging (your) is (parents) awesome!
[Beeth] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
[honx] well, you can stil get one from a strange country 
[RobbiePaul] I’m going to work on an econ paper which states that walmart has hurt america, but not the way most people think
[RobbiePaul] i say by keeping prices low, people that shouldn’t survive are able to
[Sprint_DSL] Are you still living in the wang of the US?
[POPOON] Your mother is.
[Sprint_DSL] Oh.
[Sprint_DSL] That would have been good like, 10 years ago.
[POPOON] Your mother was.
FuzzyCrare: i’m in love with a video game character
Macross86: that’s sad, pathetic, and completely understandable
[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?
[skrike] I think the ppl above me are having sex
[skrike] either that or they’re sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
[@redfox] just found out my sisters been in labour for 7 hours
[@bovineaux] omg ur gonna be a daddy!
[MasterG] …………………………………
[judas] where’s pacman when you need him?
[MortalKombat] stfu mat|t u cu.nt
*Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
[@Acaila] FINISH HIM
[mat|t] rofl
[MortalKombat] omg wtf man
*MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
[@Acaila] FATALITY!
[TFH] I’m going to start a band called Dial Up, and we are only going to play slow songs.
[insanity] “Before the internet, the village idiot would stay in his own village.”
[R-66Y] 1280×1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes
[raygun] hmm
[raygun] it Hz your eyes
[raygun] SNORT SNORT
May 9th, 2005
