September 6th, 2005
No offense to Kwannon, but Ten on Tuesday topics have been lame. Greatest love songs? - Be real! …It’s high time I alternate with:

Would you rather:
- Be able to control the weather or read people’s minds?
No question about it, I’d rather read minds. Sure, it might drive me totally insane, but it’s the closest thing to having Wonder Woman’s magic lasso of truth!
- Lose all your hair or all your finger and toe nails?
I’ve seen some halfway decent wigs, but I don’t know how they’d stick fake nails to bare skin. As much as I love my mane, I’d have to go with what’s behind door number one.
- Be allergic to grass or allergic to wheat?
Grass is only slightly less toxic to me than cat and dog allergens. I see no sense in relinquishing the ability to enjoy a cookie just so that I can walk barefoot through wet grass.
- Wear a clown nose and rubber boots while singing “I’m a Little Teapot” at Superbowl half-time or broadcast your next shower on prime-time?
With all the contortions I make while shaving in the shower, that might not be pretty. Since I’m already the queen of Total Humiliation at a Bowl Game - I’ll stick with what I know, thanks!
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7 Comments Add your own
1.
Lisa | September 6th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Cosmicness strikes again. I agree totally. I wish I could read minds. Sometimes a little truth is all the closure you need.
2.
TJ | September 6th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Good answers, thanks for playing! Come back next week.
3.
Silentz | September 6th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
I agree on all questions.
4.
Master Foley | September 7th, 2005 at 7:09 am
That’s harsh, and BTW its Miss Yano not Kwannon.
5.
The Bombshell | September 8th, 2005 at 8:00 am
Yeah, I’m a terribly mean person.
Not trying to be harsh to poor “Yano” (her emails come as Kwannon) because I’ve enjoyed MANY of her topics, but she’s skipped weeks, and sometimes the topics are uninspiring. Given that, it’s a smart idea to have something else as back-up.
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Dena | September 11th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
I like your answers, and as much as I look forward to my Tuesday 10 e-mail each week, you’re absolutely right… Greatest love songs??? …Very lame.
7.
PinkSaltyDickMeat | September 15th, 2005 at 10:45 pm
Dartmouth or Harvard
Williams or Amherst
U Penn or Princeton
Cal or UCLA
Hockey or Drama
Music or Hockey
Extracurricular Theatre or Hockey
BC Calculus or Physiology
Fuck….I do not recall it being this complicated when I was a senior in high school
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