Atomic Bombshell

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September 27th, 2005

Ten on Tuesday

This Week: Ten of the Stupidest Things I’ve Ever Said

10. There is no way they will re-elect Bill Clinton after all that.
9. Regarding pit toilets: I don’t poo on other people’s poo.
8. I’d like you to meet my long lost brosister Marcie.
7. I like karate, I just don’t like hitting people.
6. They always chomp the hotties first.
5. All this meat won’t fit in my box.
4. Holy shit, look… It’s a Hobbit!
3. If I get killed I’m gonna die.
2. I just drooled an update.
1. Where is the wall?

Entry Filed under: Atomic Bombshell,Time Travel


  • 1. Silentz  |  September 27th, 2005 at 5:17 pm

    Haha, I remember when #6 took place.

  • 2. Zee  |  September 27th, 2005 at 6:38 pm

    Hehee – I love number 3!

  • 3. Jason Rohrblogger  |  September 27th, 2005 at 6:43 pm

    Number five his hilarious…

  • 4. Lewis Moten  |  September 27th, 2005 at 8:55 pm

    #5 is my all time favorite.

  • 5. The Bombshell  |  September 27th, 2005 at 10:22 pm

    There are stories behind a few of these:

    8. Dressed my little brother as a girl (with makeup and everything) and successfully passed it off to the other kids on our block

    7. Said directly to my sensei during a moment of frustration

    6. After getting my ass handed to me by the Lord of the Hunt

    5. While trying to package up an abundance of leftovers

    4. Said a little bit too loudly when I saw a midget in a wheelchair

    3. Comes out of my mouth all the time while playing video games

    2. Said in my sleep, and my husband never lets me live it down

    1. The question that I asked while playing my first old-style RPG that made sure nobody ever wants to play one with me ever again.

  • 6. LlamaKing  |  September 27th, 2005 at 11:15 pm

    I thought #6 was after an ill fated run on Mod 7 which ended you and Racin’ at the AED…

  • 7. Andrew QH  |  September 27th, 2005 at 11:44 pm

    OMG, you are so fun!

  • 8. Heroinegirl  |  September 28th, 2005 at 12:37 am

    I didn’t know you did Karate? What belt are you?? šŸ˜€

  • 9. Silentz  |  September 28th, 2005 at 12:51 am

    I agree with Llama about #6.

  • 10. 'Chele  |  September 28th, 2005 at 7:15 am

    A midget in a wheel chair – A double ding… Dang!
    …And this is the 3 strikes state! šŸ™„

  • 11. The Bombshell  |  September 28th, 2005 at 8:14 am

    Ancient Earth Dragon? You could be right… Me and my bad memory. Would make more sense, since I said “chomp” and not “skewer” šŸ˜†

    HG: I made it to purple belt in IKKA Kenpo before I quit 2 years ago.

  • 12. SPG  |  September 28th, 2005 at 11:14 am

    Funny stuff… #5 šŸ˜‰

  • 13. LlamaKing  |  September 28th, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    Yay… I was right about something!

  • 14. Beth  |  October 3rd, 2005 at 11:21 am

    ROFL! After hearing the background to #4 I started cracking up. Which is bad, because I’m supposed to be working! AH!

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