October 4th, 2005
Would you rather:
- Eat bananas or baked beans for every meal?
Bananas, for the following reasons – Gwen sings about them, they’re already a staple in my diet, they’re more nutritionally complete, and because beans would just be terribly cruel to others.
- Be accused of money laundering or sexual harrassment?
It would take a much more savvy individual to get involved in money laundering, but with all the foul jokes I come up with, a sexual harassment suit may already be lurking in my future.
- Have to talk like the MicroMachines guy or speedwalk everywhere?
Wow, I remember those commercials! Tough choice, but since it would improve my fitness, I’ll choose the fast walk over the fast talk.
- Save 20 elderly people or 3 infants from a burning building?
One of my secret biases is about to be revealed. I’m all about the Soylent Green. I want to eat all the old people. Especially those craptastic boomers… Yeah, I’ll save the babies.
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12 Comments
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Andrew QH | October 4th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
Ooh ooh, my turn!
Bananas… is that even a choice?
Sexual Harrassment… most people would believe me
if i merely said “they were just being sensitive”
Speedwalk, for the same reason.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
Hahah
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JH | October 4th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
I thought it was the nummie Soylent Red …a latter-day reprise-in-reverse of A Modest Proposal?
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Tisha | October 4th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
Bananas, believe me. Beans would not be prudent.
Be accused of money laundering I guess. It would take a miracle for me to be found guilty of something I never HAVE.
Have you seen my hips? Speed walk, please.
I’d save the kids first. Its a mom thing.
Great questions.
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Deb | October 4th, 2005 at 9:51 pm
Bananas or beans? I don’t like or eat either. That’s a tough one…
Money Laundering – takes more brains
Speed walk for sure. I already walk faster than anyone I know.
And yeah, save the babies. I’m a mom, plus, I could carry all 3 at once.
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Beth | October 5th, 2005 at 1:26 am
Bananas!!! All the way. And not just ’cause I’m on low carb and can only eat eggs, meat, and beans. But also for the phallic nature of the banana.
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Dieselfire | October 5th, 2005 at 6:23 am
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Zee | October 5th, 2005 at 7:29 am
Bananas! Easy, cause I love them so. Versatile food.
Sexual harrasment… I blame my flirty side.
Speedwalk… makes me feel good.
Three infants… the adults have already lived long lives. No child should die so young.
Nice one. Thanks for sharing.
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MissMeliss | October 5th, 2005 at 11:12 am
Bananas! They’re *so* my comfort food.
Sexual harassment – it’s so much more interesting.
Speedwalk – healthy!
20 old folks – they’d then leave me in their wills.
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Lisa | October 5th, 2005 at 12:47 pm
Old people… Babies… Either way you still have to change diapers.
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Dena | October 5th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Gosh, I can’t for the life of me recall the MicroMachine commercials.
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The Bombshell | October 5th, 2005 at 8:22 pm
Just in case, I provided a link to video of one of them.
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Neil | October 9th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
Bananas or beans? That’s a dumb one. Who’s gonna choose beans?