October 18th, 2005
Would you rather:
- Have a head that looks like a lollipop or hands three times normal size?
Mickey Mouse hands would really cramp my style, but with an oversized noggin I’d finally fit in with the Hollywood elite. Having a head that’s too big for your body is de rigueur for stardom, right?
- Have sweat that smells like bacon or like a flowery air freshener?
As a girl, this one is an easy choice — BACON! I’d be completely irresistible to all but the most devout Muslims, and who wants those hairy garlic-breathing camel-jockey pork-haters anyway?
- Tell your deepest sexual desire to a total stranger each day or clap your hands highschool cheerleader style every time somebody says “OK”?
I’m gonna go with #2 since I do that instinctively as it is. Once a cheerleader… Besides, I wouldn’t want to make random strangers suffer spontaneous combustion. That’s just cruel.
- Dress like Elvis at formal functions or dance like him?
May I please do BOTH? I heart that hunka hunka burnin’ love!
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys
9 Comments Add your own
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April | October 18th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
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MG | October 18th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Mmmmmmmm… Bacon
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Char | October 18th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
#2 was hilarious!
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soapbox.SUPERSTAR | October 18th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
Now, you would be one sexy bitch if you had the big head, smelled like bacon, dressed like Elvis and your impressive Elvis dance moves included some sweet cheerleading moves!!!
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The Bombshell | October 18th, 2005 at 4:56 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That’s not too far from reality!
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Murph 1860 | October 18th, 2005 at 7:06 pm
Mmmmmm… Big headed, bacony Elvis goodness.
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Bill H | October 18th, 2005 at 8:03 pm
OH - MY - GOD! A cheerleader that sweats bacon flavor!!!
I need me some of that!
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'Chele | October 18th, 2005 at 9:46 pm
Oy………… hahahahahahahahah! I agree with Char.
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Andrew QH | October 19th, 2005 at 1:08 am
Mmm… Bacon
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