October 22nd, 2005

Has this ever happend to you: You’re hanging out with a guy when you spot a good looking girl and wonder if she’s his type.

You say, “She’s very pretty” or something to that effect. You’re expecting a yes or no, but the response you get is something on the order of, “Yeah, I’d do her.”

Now, certainly I find it charming… And by charming I mean I’d like to kick them in the ass. Because for one, most men will mount anything with a pulse. So, you’re not really helping me out with that bit of information about your willingness. But what really bothers me is that girls don’t have an equally crude response for when the tables are turned.

Problem solved! From now on, when your male friends speak about handsome celebrities, good looking chums, or attractive passersby, here’s your new response: (It’s all in the delivery) Pause for a moment, press your lips together and glance upwards as if to ponder, inhale, then let it fly. “Yeah, I’d put it in my mouth.”

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