November 8th, 2005
Would you rather…
- Shave your eyebrows & head or have black teeth for 2 weeks?
In my lifetime I’ve only had hair that could be described as short for one month, and I hated it completely. Also, my expressive eyebrows are my pride and joy. I think I would rather avoid smiling for a couple weeks. I’ve had some practice, so black teeth it is.
- Be able to talk to the dead or see ten minutes into the future?
You’ll probably later convince me I made the wrong choice, but for now I’m picking the latter. I’d like to know what’s on the other side, but I can tolerate the mystery. Seeing into the future could be an invaluable help. At times I think I’ve already experienced something similar through the phenomenon of deja-vu… And it’s fun!
- Get hit on the head with a beer bottle or across the chest with a tire iron?
I’ll go with what I know Alex, and take the beer bottle for $500. It is with great shame that I admit: Many years ago, at a particularly low point in my life, I was involved in a bar brawl. Some evil whore clocked me in the back of the head with a lowball glass. She ended up with a broken nose. My noggin hurt a lot less than my arms did… Kept resisting the bouncers’ attempts to pry me off of her.
- Constantly have a flower growing out of your ear or tears running down your face?
Is this even a quandary? I’d find a way to make that flower work.
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10 Comments
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FlyGirl | November 8th, 2005 at 9:57 am
Black Teeth – And let’s see if I can defy the odds to keep my mouth shut for two weeks.
Talk to the dead – And maybe then I can make life changes that will positively impact the future.
Beer bottle to the head – And who knows? Maybe it will knock some sense into me.
Flower – Gotta love flowers.
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Andrew QH | November 8th, 2005 at 10:25 am
I’d have paid to see the fight
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soapbox.SUPERSTAR | November 8th, 2005 at 10:42 am
I LOVE YOUR ANSWERS!
ME:
Black Teeth (I could save valuable time not having to brush and floss)
Talk to the Dead (They may know the future, then I would have the best of both)
Beer Bottle (Those guys in Jackass do it all the time, so it can’t be so bad, plus broken ribs hurt like hell)
Flower (But I cannot help but wonder if I would get my way a little more often with the tears)
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Deb | November 8th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Such difficult choices…
1. Black teeth. I’ll keep my mouth shut.
2. See into the future.
3. Beer bottle
4. Flower
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April | November 8th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
1. shave your eyebrows and head OR have black teeth for two w
weeks? (I’d probably rather have my head shaved and eyebrows gotten rid of, because I can always wear a cap and color in eyebrows, heh)
2. be able to talk to the dead OR see ten minutes into the future?
get hit on the head with a beer bottle OR hit across the chest with a tire iron? (I agree with u there sister… seeing the dead would be kewl)
3. have a flower grow out of your ear (that regrows instantaneously) OR tears running down your face constantly?
(a flower in my ear would be bettah for me…)
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Char | November 8th, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Fighters rule. I too was in a bar brawl and took the bottle for $500.
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Lisa | November 9th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
I have a really flat head, but I’d be interested to see what my scalp looked like. I’d definitely want some future insight and my head is like a rock so I’m all about the beer bottle. I’d have to choose the flower cause all that salt water can’t be good for your skin.
PS: I can believe you were in a bar-brawl… You’re definitely a feisty one.
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Suki | November 9th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Most definitely agree with your answers on this one.
I can go without smiling or talking, so black teeth for two weeks… I’d rather see into the future, as talking to the dead would be way creepy. The beer bottle may hurt less than the tire iron, ouch. And a flower out of the ear… Woooha!
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Boudica of Suburbia | November 9th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
I wouldn’t want to be able to talk to the dead. I’m sure they’d just harp on about how little fun they were having and that they couldn’t eat or drink anymore. Whine, whine, whine.
At least if you could see into the future you could avoid dying and having to spend the rest of enternity with the miserable sods.
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Nanette | November 10th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
I’d choose: black teeth, talking to the dead (so I could talk to my dad), beer bottle, flower.