December 6th, 2005
Today’s 10 on Tuesday is secretly being replaced with Folger’s Crystals. The recommended topic this week was “Chores You Hate Most” and since as we speak my beloved housekeeper is handling all of that crap for me, I feel highly overqualified to post on the subject.
Here’s something more entertaining: Jason Rohrblogger reports on the TOP TEN REJECTED CELEBRITY-ENDORSED HOLIDAY GIFTS!
10. Pez-Style Elton John Zoloft Dispenser
9. Saddam Hussein Beard Lice Extermination Kit
8. Dubya’s Guide to Surfing the Internets for Dummies
7. Desperate Housewives Upholstery Stain Remover
6. Rosie O’Donnell’s Carpet Cleaner / Dessert Topping
5. The Prison Farm Cookbook by Martha Stewart
4. Tara Reid’s Areola Cross-Stitching Hobby Set
3. The Barry Bonds “Shoot-Em-Up” Steroid Injection System
2. Michael Moore’s Washboard Abs Machine
And the number one rejected celebrity-endorsed holiday gift…
1. Paris Hilton’s Self-Taught Sword Swallowing Instructional Video
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys
6 Comments
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FredCQ | December 6th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
Number 1 and 4 are hysterical. Seriously, aren’t we all sick of Tara and Paris yet? The American public is signing their paychecks by continuing to watch.
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Chaz | December 6th, 2005 at 7:06 pm
I really don’t understand why the Michael Moore endorsed ab product got rejected. I mean he is the pinnacle of fitness… Oh wait, that was what he looked like with those goggles that simulate being drunk. Yeah, he’s just a fat bastard. Oh well, all those rejections are great.
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LlamaKing | December 7th, 2005 at 12:32 am
Wasn’t this one from last year? Or did he do something similar?
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Master Foley | December 7th, 2005 at 6:47 am
LOL
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Jason Rohrblogger | December 7th, 2005 at 9:03 am
Boo-YAH! Once again you feature me nicely on your blog! You rock, and you rock, and you don’t stop. You get WAY more traffic than I do, and when you list me, my numbers go through the ROOF! Thank you! This is the BEST CHRISTMAS EVAR!
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The Bombshell | December 7th, 2005 at 9:42 am