January 10th, 2006
Oh my… These are a bit more “out there” than usual this time! They is talking loco and I think I like it. (Yes, that’s a Zoolander reference.) 
Would you rather:
- Get a prank call at 2am or sit on a whoopie cushion on a public bus?
May I pick both, please? Sounds like heaps o’ fun!
- Get poked in the eye or receive a wedgie?
Stay the hell away from my eyes or I will sock you. (PMS, anyone?) Go to town with the wedgie if you like, but as was already disclosed, I self-inflict one every day.
- Rushed to the hospital because of a freak accident involving a llama and whipped cream or have an allergic reaction on your nipples from latex?
Regarding option B: Eww! I pick the Llama… He’s an accident waiting to happen anyway. The whipped cream just makes it a sure thing.
- Get bitten by a rabid chihuahua or a wild badger?
Crap… Both options totally suck.
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys
5 Comments Add your own
1.
LlamaKing | January 11th, 2006 at 11:12 am
You only chose me because you like your nipples the way they are… Wait, that sounds wrong… Too late now…
2.
DotBar | January 11th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
How about get in a car accident, or find out your son just spent the last 5 months painstakingly saving up for a car that turned out to be a $2000 unroadworthy ripoff? I know, how about both! Welcome to my nightmare…
3.
Gthsghs | January 25th, 2006 at 7:17 am
LLAMA LLAMA DUCK
4.
Nihility | January 26th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
I can’t say I relate to any of those options this time
However if I could get bitten by a badger while listening to this: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
You might see me laughing
5.
Gabrielle | June 10th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
LLAMA LLAMA FUCKIN DUCK
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