Would you rather:
- Wear underwear made of fur or bubblegum?
Gum — For that extra feeling of freshness.
- Have a complete stranger walk up and french kiss you or get licked on your naked butt by a strange dog?
Thanks to working Renaissance Faire as a teen, I’ve already been mauled by drunken freaks, so I’ll progress in the spirit of adventure and go for the canine ass-licking… Grody!
- Put curry on everything you eat or touch everything to your chin before putting it in your mouth?
Unless they’re going to throw in a lifetime supply of acne medicine, I’m going to have to choose option one. Then again, I also enjoy authentic curry, and just about everything else from India.
- Make a funny face and have it stay that way or lie and have your pants light on fire?
Ignite my pants… Thanks to those old public service ads with Dick Van Dyke, I know how to stop, drop, and roll!
2 comments January 3rd, 2006
