Atomic Bombshell


Random Quiz

June 30th, 2006

Interview

This questionnaire was so off-the-wall that I simply had to comply… Behold its craptastic goodness! Feel free to partcipate, and enjoy.

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
Not unless imaginary sex counts

Are you gay?
Nope

Do you have hairy legs?
Not if I can help it

Do you smoke anything?
Ham and turkey

Do you like monkeys?
They’re great in a heist

How many fillings do you have?
Zero, bitches

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would prefer a freshly cleaned pool

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Actually, yes… Flashbacks!

Have you ever read the Bible?
Often

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
Throughout my entire youth

Do you wear a lot of black?
A moderate amount

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
Does my saxophone count?

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Probably

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Of course… Pucker up!

Describe your hair?
Long and brown

Are you a wildbeast?
Heavens, no

Do you like to have fun?
This quiz is superfruity

Do you like drama?
See answer above

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Maybe

Do you like mayonnaise?
Not all by itself

Are you afraid to die?
Yes and no

Do you like playing in leaves?
Not any more

Do you like lyme tics?
They’re delicious

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
Oh, I fucking wish!

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
HAHAHAHAHA (yes)

Are you an adult?
For the most part

Ever won a spelling bee?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Do you ever eat because your depressed?
I eat for any reason at all

Are you a television addict?
What’s a television?

Do you think OJ is guilty?
Absolutely

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Once in a while

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
No, but it sounds fun

On a swing?
Sounds like a recipe for disaster

Do you like Elvis?
Indeed

Do you enjoy watching animals “do it” on the Discovery channel?
HOLY SHIT… I am traumatized for life after seeing walruses

Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Yeah, the giraffes really dig me

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
I’m like 7UP: Never have and never will

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
Must have something to do with the tryptophan

Does your mom think someone is hot?
She’s a big fan of the surfer boy type

Are you a sugar freak?
I’d be lying if I said no

Ever been arrested?
Yup

Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Being this rad has got to be illegal

Do you like orange juice?
It gives me heartburn

What sign are you?
Like a virgin

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
Sure, I like to watch their dentures fall out from laughing

Where do you wish you were right now?
Same place I always wish I were

Did you enjoy this?
It pissed me off a little

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13 Comments

  • 1. Lisa  |  June 30th, 2006 at 1:29 am

    I thought I was the only one who thought tics were delicious!

  • 2. Jason Rohrblogger  |  June 30th, 2006 at 8:44 am

    I spank my monkey…

  • 3. Gene  |  June 30th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
    No. But imaginary sex is probably a frequent thing for me.

    Are you gay?
    Nope

    Do you have hairy legs?
    A little scruffy may be a better word, but in general, no.

    Do you smoke anything?
    No, I never understood the entire smoking thing. Tried it once in England when I was 16. Didn’t like it. A month later I had cravings for it so I knew I shouldn’t do it.

    Do you like monkeys?
    I think they’re responsible for writing all the greatest works of literature that mankind has ever known…

    How many fillings do you have?
    Probably two (if memory services me right).

    Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
    I would prefer a freshly cleaned pool

    Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
    No. And now that I think about it I feel I’ve missed out.

    Have you ever read the Bible?
    Yep. Read it about two times cover to cover. To me it’s required reading.

    Did you ever go to Sunday School?
    Throughout my entire youth – Raised Lutheran. Ended up working for the Catholic Church for three years. I guess I’m Catholic Lite now.

    Do you wear a lot of black?
    Not into black so much although I’ve been told I look good in it. I prefer white, blue, green and yellow.

    Answering the last question: Did you enjoy this?
    It was a bit long and involved and I just stopped thinking after the third question. And then I started to wonder if I was inviting calamity in my life by releasing this information out onto the internet.

    My worst fear is that there may be a six inch tall gnome out there who speaks with an Irish brough who reads this and decides to sell me a subscription to Home and Garden.

  • 4. JH  |  June 30th, 2006 at 9:57 pm

    So . . . what’s the significance of all the expensive microphones at the top? I see a couple o’ Telefunken U-47s, maybe a U-67 (can’t be sure, I can’t see all of it), an AKG dynamic whose model number I can’t remember, etc. Were you frightened by a recording studio in your youth?

  • 5. The Bombshell  |  July 2nd, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    No particular significance, I just like to pretend these questionnaires are akin to attending an interview with Barbara Walters… 😉

  • 6. JH  |  July 2nd, 2006 at 11:24 pm

    Poor ol’ Baba WaWa.

  • 7. Char  |  July 4th, 2006 at 9:39 am

    I loved some of your answers, very creative.

  • 8. Grins  |  July 4th, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
    Nope

    Are you gay?
    Nope

    Do you have hairy legs?
    Nope

    Do you smoke anything?
    Nope (sensing a nope theme here)

    Do you like monkeys?
    Eh, not as much now that I know they throw poop.

    How many fillings do you have?
    I forget. Hey, a child of the 60s and 70s, it happened.

    Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
    Ocean.

    Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
    Um..no.

    Have you ever read the Bible?
    Bits and pieces.

    Did you ever go to Sunday School?
    A lifetime ago.

    Do you wear a lot of black?
    Yes.

    Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
    Those compasses we had were weapon-like.

    Have you ever hugged a tree?
    Yes.

    Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
    Yes (Hmm maybe a yes theme now)

    Describe your hair?
    Dark brunette and just above the shoulders.

    Are you a wildbeast?
    No..don’t you recall the no recent sex reply?

    Do you like to have fun?
    No..I hate fun. ::eyeroll:::

    Do you like drama?
    I like Atomic which is why I am taking this silly thing.

    Have you ever taken a bong hit?
    Nope.

    Do you like mayonnaise?
    By the spoionful, nope. In potato salad sure.

    Are you afraid to die?
    Nope.

    Do you like playing in leaves?
    I used to. Could be inspired to do so again.

    Do you like lyme tics?
    Nope.

    Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
    I was laughing REALLY hard.

    Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
    I came really close this past weekend but unfortunately my timing was off and he went unscathed.

    Are you an adult?
    According to my birth certificate.

    Ever won a spelling bee?
    Nope.

    Do you ever eat because your depressed?
    Nope.

    Are you a television addict?
    Nope.

    Do you think OJ is guilty?
    Yes.

    Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
    Yes.

    Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
    Yes, but wouldn’t again.

    On a swing?
    Yes.

    Do you like Elvis?
    Young Elvis.

    Do you enjoy watching animals “do it” on the Discovery channel?
    Nope.

    Ever been hit on at a zoo?
    Nope.

    Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
    Nope.

    Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
    Is this a part two of the bong hit question?

    Does your mom think someone is hot?
    Yes.

    Are you a sugar freak?
    Nope.

    Ever been arrested?
    Nope.

    Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
    Um….um…look something shiny over there! ::flee:::

    Do you like orange juice?
    Nope.

    What sign are you?
    Leo.

    Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
    Um what is the party boy dance?

    Where do you wish you were right now?
    Bora Bora.

    Did you enjoy this?
    Not really but like I said, I love Atomic.

  • 9. Salena  |  July 8th, 2006 at 7:40 am

    I heard ticks are chewy… just sayin…

  • 10. Jason Rohrblogger  |  July 9th, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    Mine are up.

  • 11. Zee  |  July 11th, 2006 at 11:20 am

    That\’s the best quiz I\’ve seen in a very long time. 🙂

  • 12. Nadine  |  August 24th, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    You never fail to make me laugh 😀

  • 13. Ice  |  August 28th, 2006 at 5:49 am

    Do you like monkeys?
    They’re great in a heist

    Ah, in addition to cycling I see you are also a Dane Cook fan…..sweet.

    BTW your site is amazing and quite entertaining



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