Ah, in addition to cycling I see you are also a Dane Cook fan…..sweet.

BTW your site is amazing and quite entertaining

Are you gay?
Nope

Do you have hairy legs?
Nope

Do you smoke anything?
Nope (sensing a nope theme here)

Do you like monkeys?
Eh, not as much now that I know they throw poop.

How many fillings do you have?
I forget. Hey, a child of the 60s and 70s, it happened.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Um..no.

Have you ever read the Bible?
Bits and pieces.

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
A lifetime ago.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes.

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
Those compasses we had were weapon-like.

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Yes.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yes (Hmm maybe a yes theme now)

Describe your hair?
Dark brunette and just above the shoulders.

Are you a wildbeast?
No..don’t you recall the no recent sex reply?

Do you like to have fun?
No..I hate fun. ::eyeroll:::

Do you like drama?
I like Atomic which is why I am taking this silly thing.

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Nope.

Do you like mayonnaise?
By the spoionful, nope. In potato salad sure.

Are you afraid to die?
Nope.

Do you like playing in leaves?
I used to. Could be inspired to do so again.

Do you like lyme tics?
Nope.

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
I was laughing REALLY hard.

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
I came really close this past weekend but unfortunately my timing was off and he went unscathed.

Are you an adult?
According to my birth certificate.

Ever won a spelling bee?
Nope.

Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Nope.

Are you a television addict?
Nope.

Do you think OJ is guilty?
Yes.

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yes.

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Yes, but wouldn’t again.

On a swing?
Yes.

Do you like Elvis?
Young Elvis.

Do you enjoy watching animals “do it” on the Discovery channel?
Nope.

Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Nope.

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
Nope.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
Is this a part two of the bong hit question?

Does your mom think someone is hot?
Yes.

Are you a sugar freak?
Nope.

Ever been arrested?
Nope.

Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Um….um…look something shiny over there! ::flee:::

Do you like orange juice?
Nope.

What sign are you?
Leo.

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
Um what is the party boy dance?

Where do you wish you were right now?
Bora Bora.

Did you enjoy this?
Not really but like I said, I love Atomic.

Are you gay?
Nope

Do you have hairy legs?
A little scruffy may be a better word, but in general, no.

Do you smoke anything?
No, I never understood the entire smoking thing. Tried it once in England when I was 16. Didn’t like it. A month later I had cravings for it so I knew I shouldn’t do it.

Do you like monkeys?
I think they’re responsible for writing all the greatest works of literature that mankind has ever known…

How many fillings do you have?
Probably two (if memory services me right).

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would prefer a freshly cleaned pool

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
No. And now that I think about it I feel I’ve missed out.

Have you ever read the Bible?
Yep. Read it about two times cover to cover. To me it’s required reading.

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
Throughout my entire youth - Raised Lutheran. Ended up working for the Catholic Church for three years. I guess I’m Catholic Lite now.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Not into black so much although I’ve been told I look good in it. I prefer white, blue, green and yellow.

Answering the last question: Did you enjoy this?
It was a bit long and involved and I just stopped thinking after the third question. And then I started to wonder if I was inviting calamity in my life by releasing this information out onto the internet.

My worst fear is that there may be a six inch tall gnome out there who speaks with an Irish brough who reads this and decides to sell me a subscription to Home and Garden.