August 8th, 2006
Would you rather:
- Own the world’s ugliest or most valuable dog?
I’d sell that expensive dog and buy something fun.
- Eat squirrel meat or deep fried crickets?
Squirrel… Perhaps I can pretend it’s chicken.
- Never have to sleep or never have to eat?
I’m a wreck on less than eight hours and lately my life has been so busy that I rarely get a full forty winks. Sharing meals can be a fun social event, so I’d much prefer not to need the rest.
- Always smell like you need to shower or like you just woke up?
Following a few weekends of sweaty nastyness, I’ll have to pass on smelling funky. Especially since I have a highly functioning sniffer. Besides, I don’t look so bad when I first wake up in the morning.
Entry Filed under: One Of The Guys
8 Comments Add your own
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soapbox.SUPERSTAR | August 8th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I have heard the squirrel is much greasier than chicken!
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vdoprincess | August 8th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Just woke up as opposed to smelling nasty? Dang, I’d rather look bad than smell bad any day. Can you tell I work in a public llibrary populated with manymany homeless people?
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Jason Rohrblogger | August 8th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
I never sleep or eat. I always smell bad and look like I just woke up. In the past I’ve eaten both squirrel and (roasted not fried) crickets. I don’t own a dog, though. I’m not a pet person. Just ask the squirrel.
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Jeff | August 9th, 2006 at 11:29 am
Actually squirrel isn’t bad at all. I’ve had it many times in my life.
You should try it.
It’s especially tasty along with dumplings.
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Kyle Ice | August 9th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
No sleep or no eat? I’m a train wreck if I don’t have either! Can I get another question please?
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Grins | August 15th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
A great big ditto to what you said.
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Web Junkie | August 17th, 2006 at 11:26 am
I totally agree with what you chose!
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LlamaKing | August 19th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Is it friday yet? Work/School sucks… good choices…
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