Atomic Bombshell

Bald Guyz

August 23rd, 2006

Bald GuyzWhen was the last time you strolled through your local drug store? Recently some friends and I ducked into a Rite-Aid to escape the heat and humidity, and as we looked around we discovered some items that had us literally rolling in the aisles.

May I present to you Exhibit A to your left: Bald Guyz Head Shampoo and Conditioner.

First off, if you’re bald why even shampoo, much less condition? You should just buff and go, which makes another item in their brand line-up, Head Wipes, a more sensible choice… Though every bit as funny.

Lioness SupplementContinuing down the nutritional supplement aisle, we came upon a row of something called “Lioness” which just due to name alone caused us to pause and consider. Upon further investigation, the description for its use only caused raucous laughter… “Women’s Sexual Libido Booster”

Now, I’m sure low sex drive among women is a very serious problem, and you have my sympathy… But LIONESS?! …If they’re too uptight to hop in the sack as often as you’d like, chances are they won’t be too eager to yank that embarassing purple and yellow box off the shelf either – You lose!

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  • 1. Kyle I  |  August 24th, 2006 at 8:56 am

    It’s always amazing what people will put on a shelf to make money. I think these things belong on a 3am info-mercial with a hyper english guy! πŸ˜›

  • 2. Jeff  |  August 24th, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    Hey Hey Hey! now wait a minute here! some of us bald guys have a couple hairs left that we would like to keep clean. πŸ™‚

    I completely resemble those remarks!! πŸ˜›

  • 3. Wayne  |  August 25th, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    Well atom girl, hope you didnt need any of those!

  • 4. LlamaKing  |  August 27th, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    Well… she isnt bald… and as for the other…

  • 5. Tish  |  August 29th, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    I like the candy next to the diet pill trick. Or the pregnancy tests near the condoms. Irony at Walgreens.

  • 6. Veritas  |  September 2nd, 2006 at 9:01 am

    If they have shampoo for bald men then I wonder if they must also carry reading glasses for the blind…

  • 7. Grins  |  September 4th, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Makes me want to set up a hidden camera to see who buys such things.

  • 8. Apropos of Something&hellip  |  September 5th, 2006 at 7:12 am

    Hair care for when there’s no hair there?…

  • 9. Im Chele In LA  |  September 6th, 2006 at 11:20 am

    Hmmmmm… I don’t know what to say about the stuff in the box… I am speechless…

  • 10. Char  |  September 9th, 2006 at 8:55 pm

    I agree there are some really weird things on the shelves these days.

  • 11. Bald Head  |  September 10th, 2006 at 5:31 am

    The bald head needs care as well as hair… Most might just be jealous

  • 12. Sly Bald Guy  |  September 10th, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    What do you think bald guys should clean their head with? With the popularity of guys shaving their heads now, you’ll probably start seeing more products like this.

  • 13. The Bombshell  |  September 12th, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Honestly, I’d think your regular soap or body wash should work fine. I mean, it’s skin just like you have on the rest of your body, right?

  • 14. Crystal  |  September 18th, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    We have a plain, white and green box on the vitamin shelf at the pharmacy I’m at, and in big bold letters it screams out “LIBIDO-MAX”… Always good for a snicker when the little old men buy it.

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